Simple Times: Crafts for Poor People  enlarge Author: Amy Sedaris Publisher: Grand Central Publishing Category: Book List Price: $27.99 Buy New: $11.78 as of 2/9/2012 00:15 PST details You Save: $16.21 (58%) In Stock New (67) Used (77) Collectible (3) from $4.30 Seller: ph9 Sales Rank: 112,053 Languages: English (Unknown), English (Original Language), English (Published) Media: Hardcover Edition: First Edition Pages: 304 Number Of Items: 1 Shipping Weight (lbs): 2.8 Dimensions (in): 8.8 x 1 x 10.5 ISBN: 044655703X EAN: 9780446557030 ASIN: 044655703X Publication Date: November 2, 2010 Availability: Usually ships in 1-2 business days Features:   •  ISBN13: 9780446557030   •  Condition: New   •  Notes: BRAND NEW FROM PUBLISHER! 100% Satisfaction Guarantee. Tracking provided on most orders. Buy with Confidence! Millions of books sold! Similar Items: I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence When You Are Engulfed in Flames I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence I Like You The Book of Liz - Acting Edition Editorial Reviews: Product Description America's most delightfully unconventional hostess and the bestselling author of I Like You delivers a new book that will forever change the world of crafting. According to Amy Sedaris, it's often been said that ugly people craft and attractive people have sex. In her new book, SIMPLE TIMES, she sets the record straight. Demonstrating that crafting is one of life's more pleasurable and constructive leisure activities, Sedaris shows that anyone with a couple of hours to kill and access to pipe cleaners can join the elite society of crafters. You will discover how to make popular crafts, such as: crab-claw roach clips, tinfoil balls, and crepe-paper moccasins, and learn how to: get inspired (Spend time at a Renaissance Fair; Buy fruit, let it get old, and see what shapes it turns into); remember which kind of glue to use with which material (Tacky with Furry, Gummy with Gritty, Paste with Prickly, and always Gloppy with Sandy); create your own craft room and avoid the most common crafting accidents (sawdust fires, feather asphyxia, pine cone lodged in throat); and cook your own edible crafts, from a Crafty Candle Salad to Sugar Skulls, and many more recipes. PLUS whole chapters full of more crafting ideas (Pompom Ringworms! Seashell Toilet Seat Covers!) that will inspire you to create your own hastily constructed obscure d'arts; and much, much more!

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