The Bible According to Mark Twain: Irreverent Writings on Eden, Heaven, and the Flood by America's Master Satirist  enlarge Author: Mark Twain Creators: Howard G. Baetzhold, Joseph B. McCullough Publisher: Touchstone Category: Book List Price: $16.00 Buy New: $5.88 as of 2/9/2012 06:42 PST details You Save: $10.12 (63%) In Stock New (38) Used (58) from $3.09 Seller: comfycouchbooks Sales Rank: 31,041 Languages: English (Unknown), English (Original Language), English (Published) Media: Paperback Pages: 416 Number Of Items: 1 Shipping Weight (lbs): 0.8 Dimensions (in): 8.4 x 5.6 x 1 ISBN: 0684824396 EAN: 9780684824390 ASIN: 0684824396 Publication Date: December 6, 1996 Availability: Usually ships in 1-2 business days Similar Items: The Wit and Wisdom of Mark Twain: A Book of Quotations (Dover Thrift Editions) Autobiography of Mark Twain, Vol. 1 Mark Twain's Helpful Hints for Good Living: A Handbook for the Damned Human Race The Diaries of Adam and Eve Letters From The Earth Editorial Reviews: Product Description In this brilliant and hilarious compilation of essays, letters, diaries, and excerpts - some never before published - Mark Twain takes on Heaven and Hell, sinners and saints and showcases his own unique approach to the Holy Scriptures including Adam and Eve's divergent accounts of their domestic troubles, Satan's take on our concept of the afterlife, Methuselah's discussion of an ancient version of baseball, and advice on how to dress and tip properly in heaven. Behind the humor of these pieces, readers will see Twain's serious thoughts on the relationship between God and man, biblical inconsistencies, Darwinism, science, and the impact of technology on religious beliefs. The Bible According to Mark Twain is vintage Twain and is sure to surprise, delight, and perhaps shock modern readers.

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